I ship every-goddamn-one/thing.
Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.
and mixing them with vodka
At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.
And then regretting your decisions the next morning.
Because you have to work.
and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.and vodka
like last week i forgot how old i was
when asked i said i was 20 and then had to stop and think cause i’ve been drinking legally at bars so no i was 21………… and then after doing some mental math i realized NOPE I’M ACTUALLY 23 1/2 WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN
and earlier i was looking at old emails i needed to answer and found one dated november 2011 and my immediate thought was ‘oh, nov 2011? that was only like 10 months ago.’
and it took me like 5 minutes to realize NOPE NOVEMBER 2011 WAS NOT 10 MONTHS AGO AND WE’RE CURRENTLY IN 2014 WHICH IS ALMOST OVER AND THAT EMAIL WAS 3 YEARS OLD
THEY PROBABLY THOUGHT I DIED SINCE I NEVER RESPONDED
how do you adult