you call me an angel; but sinning is my hobby

23. Ohio.
Extreme nerd.
I ship every-goddamn-one/thing.

 

judgebunnie:

undereyelids:

Bruce Willis is probably going to keep making action movies because you know what they say about old habits

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howlsmovingbuttcheeks:

How is my bird real

mishasminions:

queenconsuelabananahammock:

murderwhitepeople:

People asking babies to undertake adult workloads is one of my favourite things

And he’s just looking like, “Fuck out my face. Teletubbies is on, and you blocking the screen.”

PLEASE TELL ME THAT “FUCK OUT MY FACE” IS JUST A REALLY FUCKING HORRIBLE GRAMMAR FLUB

(Source: bro-tard)

Me during the day: I'm so fucking tired oh my God I can't wait to go to bed tonight

Me during the night: Let's download the top 100 songs from the 90s and listen to them all while writing a novel and watching an entire season of something and maybe rearrange my room

snarkydiscolizard:

"i’m sad and idk how to feel better"

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"i don’t know what to draw"

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"i always mess up"

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"BUT I SUCK"

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so one time in elementary school we had to take IQ tests that lasted a couple hours. when my teacher said that is wouldn’t be for a grade, i didn’t care at all and started filling the test out randomly with little to no effort.

my score came back as me having an IQ of 92, which was the lowest in all of the 5th grade. my teacher was concerned because i had never shown any indication of having a developmental disability so i had to go talk with the counselor so they could determine what was wrong.

i admitted to not trying because i wanted to get done early to draw. my counselor said i had to take the test again, privately with her supervising me and i had to take the whole 2 hours to finish it so she’d know i was actually trying.

so i retook it and my score came back to be 136, which was the highest in my class, and i wound up barely passing the 5th grade with all D’s and C’s. i still had the lowest grades despite having the highest IQ.

………………..

……………………………anyway, so that’s about the time when i found out that i am an incredibly apathetic and lazy motherfucker.

i was even too piss shit lazy to use proper punctuation in this post. 

sketchy-gal:

headcanon:
demyx absolutely loves bubblebaths and zexion is all “i don’t like sitting in my own filth baths are disgusting” even though he secretly loves them and pretends to be grumpy about it

sketchy-gal:

headcanon:

demyx absolutely loves bubblebaths and zexion is all “i don’t like sitting in my own filth baths are disgusting” even though he secretly loves them and pretends to be grumpy about it

fuckyoulex:

wickedtitania:

Today, Security camera clips that make the news usually show bad things, but here, Coke decided to “look at the world a little differently” in this heartwarming viral video. People stealing kisses, harmless soldiers, music addicts, honest pickpockets and potato chip dealers. Love, Attacks of friendship, friendly gangs and kindness. Unexpected firemen, rebels with a cause and peaceful warriors. A lot of crazy people, and a few heroes. 

I love this so much

princeowl:

if this internet prohibition shit ends up happening yall can catch me in the woods makin wifi moonshine 

clevercookies0417:

hellothisissatan:

This is literally how it is for a non english speaker to perfect a word pronunciation!

a vine by meshal al jaser

Jesus this is gold

(Source: instagram.com)